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The Dummy’s Introduction to Pennsylvania Politics

As a public service to all of those “young folks” who routinely siege RNC, Republican Congressional, Republican Senate, and the Presidential campaigns, we provide you with our Dummy’s Introduction to Pennsylvania Politics.  Because you probably haven’t spend the last twenty years of your life at the U.S. Embassy in Belgrade,  the Dummy’s Introduction to Pennsylvania Politics introduces you to the Byzantine state of politics in the Keystone State.  You will soon discover the truth that Pennsylvania, according to James Carville, consists of the islands of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, surrounded by Alabama.  Indeed, visiting Central Pennsylvania is like stepping into a time machine, as you are taken back to the politics of Bulldog Connors and “good ole boys” of the 1960s Mississippi.  Philadelphia politics, on the other hand, revisits the days of lore when Tammany Hall ruled government, and where we celebrate the Resurrection three times a year (Easter Sunday, Primary Day and Election Day).  So, click The Dummys Introduction to Pennsylvania Politics  to download your copy as a public service courtesy of the 59th Republican Ward to all our guests from throughout the nation.  Enjoy!

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